Sunday, January 28, 2007

Batman Returns - DVD podBLAST




QUESTION: Should Batman Returns have been BLASTed?

ANSWER (Steve): No.
ANSWER (Everyone else): FUCK yes.

It had its good points - Michael Keaton as THE Batman, Michelle Pheiffer in a catsuit, Christopher Walken as Christopher Walken - but it also had Tim Burton(tm) brand sillyness, magic penguin pallbearers (spoiler... oops!), and the word "poon-tang".

Besides, though this is one of the best movies to ever suffer a BLAST, it did prompt the BLASTers to reveal their secret plans for an island utopia, as well as their questionable sexual habits.

4 Comments:

Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

Senko: It's pronounced 'Susie Sue', not 'Sushi Shoe'.

1:37 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

My erudite comments. Gone! All gone!

7:05 PM  
Anonymous walsho said...

Sorry, DC... blame archive.org and their random deletion policies!!

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Franklin T Marmoset said...

Thanks, DVD Podblast types. That was a very funny one, even though you all know this film did not deserve blasting.

Batman Forever - that's a different story. Blast away at that piece of crap.

2:15 AM  

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