Batman Returns - DVD podBLAST
QUESTION: Should Batman Returns have been BLASTed?
ANSWER (Steve): No.
ANSWER (Everyone else): FUCK yes.
It had its good points - Michael Keaton as THE Batman, Michelle Pheiffer in a catsuit, Christopher Walken as Christopher Walken - but it also had Tim Burton(tm) brand sillyness, magic penguin pallbearers (spoiler... oops!), and the word "poon-tang".
Besides, though this is one of the best movies to ever suffer a BLAST, it did prompt the BLASTers to reveal their secret plans for an island utopia, as well as their questionable sexual habits.
posted by DVD podBLAST at 4:49 PM
4 Comments:
Senko: It's pronounced 'Susie Sue', not 'Sushi Shoe'.
My erudite comments. Gone! All gone!
Sorry, DC... blame archive.org and their random deletion policies!!
Thanks, DVD Podblast types. That was a very funny one, even though you all know this film did not deserve blasting.
Batman Forever - that's a different story. Blast away at that piece of crap.
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