Basic Instinct 2 - DVD podBLAST
Could this be the best drinking game ever?!
Take a drink for:
- Sexual innuendo (only if it's SUPPOSED to be, you perv)
- Every time time any journalist character appears (alive or dead)
- Unresolved plot points
- Any time Sharon Stone smolders
Uh, on second thought, if you play this game, you will die of alcohol poisoning.
DISCLAIMER: Seriously, no drinking.
Instead, make it a laughing game. Bring some love into this world, people!
posted by DVD podBLAST at 12:00 PM
4 Comments:
Steve is a comedy ninja; he sneaks in, slays everyone around him, then disappears back into the shadows before you even knew he was there.
Mangler, God bless him, is a comedy Panzer tank.
This movie contains some of the most laughable realisation faces since Affleck's 'swallowed a bug' masterpiece in Pearl Harbour.
Saddest this about this movie is that it was directed by Michael Caton-Jones, who also directed the PodBLAST fave ROB ROY.
And it was very nearly directed by David Cronenberg. Wrap your head around that!
The List of the Blasted is back and bigger than ever!
Samuel L. Jackson 4
Ahmed Best 3
Andrew Bryniarski 3
Andy Arness 3
Anthony Daniels 3
Ewan McGregor 3
Frank Oz 3
Ian Bliss 3
Ian McDiarmid 3
Kenny Baker 3
Lambert Wilson 3
Natalie Portman 3
Nona Gaye 3
Silas Carson 3
Temuera Morrison 3
Willem Dafoe 3
Alec Baldwin 2
Anthony Zerbe 2
Ben Affleck 2
Bruce Spence 2
Carrie-Anne Moss 2
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa 2
Chris Ellis 2
Christopher Lee 2
Christopher Walken 2
Clayton Watson 2
Collin Chou 2
E.J. Callahan 2
Ewen Bremner 2
Gary Cervantes 2
Gina Torres 2
Glenn Plummer 2
Harold Perrineau 2
Harrison Ford 2
Harry J. Lennix 2
Hayden Christensen 2
Hugo Weaving 2
Jada Pinkett Smith 2
James Earl Jones 2
Jean Reno 2
Jimmy Smits 2
Joe Morton 2
Joe Pantoliano 2
Joel Edgerton 2
Josh Hartnett 2
Kata Dobó 2
Keanu Reeves 2
Keith David 2
Kevin Grevioux 2
Kim Coates 2
Laurence Fishburne 2
Liam Neeson 2
Ling Bai 2
Mako 2
Marton Csokas 2
Matthew Davis 2
Maurice Morgan 2
Michael Gough 2
Monica Bellucci 2
Pat Hingle 2
Pernilla August 2
Philip Tan 2
Rena Owen 2
Robert Mammone 2
Russell Yuen 2
Salma Hayek 2
Scott Wilson 2
Sharon Stone 2
Toshi Toda 2
William Fichtner 2
Alternatively, take a drink every time a podblaster unleashes his keanureevesian English accent.
Damn yanks.
Transatlantic hostilities aside, thanks for blasting that piece of crap. That was another funny one.
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