Thursday, February 08, 2007

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls - DVD podBLAST

Alternatively titled, Ace Ventura 2: The Franchise Killer.

This questionably conceived follow-up to the universally loved original (yes, UNIVERSALLY) features Jim Carrey at his muggiest, overactiness best.

One thinks that Walsho may want to think twice before defending such a stankpot of stank.


Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

This is one movie I never expected to get blasted. Not because it's any good, but it's just one of those movies that has been forgotten by every person on the planet who may have seen it.

It's not like JAWS THE REVENGE, which is singed on the retinas of anyone who sees it.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Franklin T Marmoset said...

Sophie Okonedo was also in Aeon Flux, so she's snuck her way into two podblasts now. I think she was the girl with hands for feet.

P.S. I sat through The Longest Yard the other week and didn't see a single podblaster. Where were you? Two hours of sub-par Sandler and all I have to show for it is a peek at Courtney Cox's new boobs.

3:45 AM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

First of all, I like that you use the T in your name Franklin. It scares the shit out of people, I know.

Second of all, I was a stunt man in The Longest Yard. You know Big Tony with the enormous belly, everytime he was on the field, that was really me in a fat suit. Not kidding. There are places where you can pause it and see my face.

Third, good call on the Sophie hand-feet call! I knew she looked familiar!

As for this movie, SUCKED! Although there have been talks for "Son of Ace"...not kidding. I wonder if they serve guns at the concession stand...

Ace 2 Sucked,
Da Mangler

9:33 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Fact #1: ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS made more in the US alone than the original made worldwide.

Fact #2: CLICK is IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE remade by cretins.

Fact #3: No one outside America likes Adam Sandler. NO ONE. His popularity in America is one of the great mysteries we Europeans hold.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous walsho said...

#1 - Goddamn right it did!

#2 - The only way I'll ever see Click is if I'm BLASTing it.

#3 - One more reason to live abroad.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

Son of Ace? Shouldn't that read Son of Ass?

Because that's what it would suck.

My PC's DVD drive has apparently gone into stage one renal failure - it plays stuff all choppy in both A and V. So until I fix it, the 'Blasts will remain an audio-only experience. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you. I'd rather listen to some of these a hundred times than actually get the DVD and feel the True Pain. Congo, I'm looking your way here. Stupid monkeys.

12:52 AM  

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