Thursday, March 01, 2007

Elektra - DVD podBLAST




What is the deal with ninjas? Aren't they supposed to be ruthless killing machines sans conscience?

Shouldn't movies about ninjas be awesome? Free of cliches? Full of killin'?

Just curious.


Jennifer Garner - yum.
(DTM does not approve of previous line)

6 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

I cant believe the original McDreamy(Goran Visnjic) starred in this piece of shit.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

I can't be entirely sure, but I think I was abducted by aliens during this one. That or I went into a complete daze for about 20 minutes.

I blame the spiders.

Also, I would never be able to live anywhere with black widows. The worst we gots here in Oklahoma are brown recluses. Thankfully I've only had to kill two of those in the last decade.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Franklin T Marmoset said...

Goodbye to Steven Sonneveld, who is now so utterly gone from the podblasting crew that I can't even check the spelling of his name on the website. Your stealth humour will be missed.

P.S. People really think Jennifer Garner is ugly? She is the owner of one of the most well-toned midriffs in Hollywood, and the midriff is an underappreciated part of the female anatomy. Also, it was the best thing about Elektra, which is the most boring comic book film I've seen.

5:57 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

BRING BACK STEVE! BRING BACK STEVE! BRING BACK STEVE!

10:08 AM  
Anonymous maxthesilent said...

No Steve!?!

No Darth Fabulous slaying us time and time again with his exquisitely-timed bon mots?

As Darth Vader once said:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

Ladies, gentlemen, we clearly need a solution to this tragic issue.

We need to assemble a crack team of scientists to develop a shot that lets you watch bad movies without praying to Azathoth for a quick and painless death! ...Y'know, like an allergy shot.

That or tell Steve he can request a movie of his choosing (a good one) to do a commentary on. It could be revolutionary! One to two movies per season that aren't complete donkey twizzlers!

That or we can just duct tape him and haul him in. Whichever works.

(*insert cliche arms-outstretched, head thrown back cry of 'STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE' here*)

8:44 AM  

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