Thursday, March 15, 2007

Caddyshack II - DVD podBLAST




The quintessential example of filmmakers thinking "Hey, it was funny in number one, let's really amp it up for number two!"

Rumor has it that Rodney Dangerfield was asked to do it, but wanted to contribute to the script. When the filmmakers refused his request, he declined.

Now, your humble BLASTers have no way of actually knowing, but something tells us that Rodney would have started it something like this:
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FADE IN

A beautiful GOLF COURSE on a beautiful day.

Bitchin' MUSIC rocks the credits like Gyllenhaal.

A cute, mischievous GOPHER digs up five feet of turf before:

GOPHER IS KILLED.
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Actually, that 1/4 page would have made a better movie than their 90 pages.

5 Comments:

Anonymous maxthesilent said...

This movie, I'm ashamed to say, was a staple of mine when I was a kid.

And that Kenny Loggins song rocks the shit.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glooooorpy glorpy gonna rooooope ya
Glooooorpy glorpy gonna rooooope ya
Glooooorpy glorpy gonna rooooope ya
Oh shit I spooged my drawers o/~

Seriously, no parodying the song? Oh well. Given this was the only thing I could think of to parody it with, maybe it was for the better.

(And this would be the Glory Glory Hallelujah song for those not keeping track)

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

Crap, I forgot to enter my name on that last one? Damn!

12:30 PM  
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2:30 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Holy crap! CADDYCACK 2 is on Irish TV this week!

I suppose thisn't isn't a big deal in America as it is probably shown every week, but this is an event of cosmic proportions here!

2:30 PM  

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