Thursday, March 22, 2007

Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - DVD podBLAST

A troubled Southern teen (Lucas Black) travels to the land of the distant sun to live with his troubled, whore-loving father. (Sound familiar? Thought so. Yeah, we're talking to YOU!)

Within hours of arriving, he falls in love with another troubled foreigner, gets caught up in the world of drift racing, and is taken under the wing of a Japanese mobster with a huge supply of exotic four-bangers and a taste for cheesy snack crackers.

Well, as you might expect, one does not become number-one roundeye overnight. So, some trials and tribulations happen, after which the ultimate race for domination (and sweet, slutty love) is set up.

As you have already guessed, Good Guy drifts the shit out of Bad Guy, wins The Girl, then rolls into the strangest cameo scene in drift racing movie history.


Anonymous Akito said...

I'm at the 50 minute mark.

And I can already say, having managed to avoid all the movies in this series, that I know what the titles stand for. It has nothing to do with anything in the movies themselves. It stands for the road rage anyone who paid to see them will have on the way HOME.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

And for the record?

I vote 'say it'! Because if you rearrange the letters in Mike Walsh you get 'Has We Milk'

And if that doesn't say he LOVES the cock, I don't know what does.

And, as 'Engrish' has been thrown around, let's all go to and laugh at the stuff!

4:15 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

The sad thing is I actually paid money to see Tokyo Drift at a drive-in theater in a double-bill with You, Me, & Dupree. What the hell is wrong with me?

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

You clearly have a masochistic streak?

Dude, seriously? You, Me, and Dupree? Did you do something wrong that you wanted to repent for?

Was highly awesome and unexpected to get mentioned in the 'Blast, too.

6:53 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

I know it's a pretty flimsy excuse, but me and some buddies found out there was a drive-in nearby and decided to go one night, regardless of what was playing. And by the time we got there and saw Tokyo Drift and You, Me, & Dupree on the marquee, we just said, "Screw it, we've come this far. It's too late to turn back now, we might as well go all the way."

And yes, Mangler, Ready To Rumble IS ten times better than Tokyo Drift.

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing either 'FAST' or 'FURIOUS' about these movies is the OC wiggers jacking off to them.

And Mike loves cock. Let's just accept it and move on.

8:07 PM  
Anonymous maxthesilent said...

This is for Senko:

5:23 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

ARMOUR OF GOD II: OPERATION CONDOR has the best car chase in movie history!

9:59 AM  

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