Thursday, April 19, 2007

Driven - DVD podBLAST




What, really, can you expect from the director who brought you Cutthroat Island? (OT: I hear there's an AWESOME alternate commentary for that movie!! Check it out!!! dvdpodblast.com)

There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies in this movie, you'd have to be a blind New Yorker to crash your car into a story. Or Villain. Or Engaging Character.

Here's a fun side game: bet your friends who can determine the exact moment in the movie when the special effects budget ran out.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Akito said...

In regards to total time of the combined 'Blasts so far, a quick load-up in Winamp tells me the grand total is...

96 hours, 38 minutes, 56 seconds.

Meaning that, unless next week's 'Blast is Pearl Harbor length, the May 5 show will crest the overall length over a hundred hours. Fitting, I'd say.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

Nice tribute to Bob Clark, D.

Shame you didn't mention BLACK CHRISTMAS, the SECOND greatest Christmas movie ever made*

(* fuck IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE)

9:11 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

The most amazing thing about Renny Harlin is that since DRIVEN he has directed THREE movies as worthy of blasting as this one; EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING, MINDHUNTERS and THE COVENANT.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

One last thing before we put this bitch to bed:

From what I remember, this movie originally started out as a bio-pic of Ayrton Senna.

Obviously at some point it morphed into the atrocity now known as DRIVEN.

4:48 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Mike's Stallone impression sounds like an impression of Michaelango in TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES doing an impression of Stallone.

7:45 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

PS. ROCKY BALBOA rocked. That film is not to be blasted.

ROCKY V on the other hand...

7:47 AM  

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