Thursday, April 19, 2007

Driven - DVD podBLAST

What, really, can you expect from the director who brought you Cutthroat Island? (OT: I hear there's an AWESOME alternate commentary for that movie!! Check it out!!!

There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies in this movie, you'd have to be a blind New Yorker to crash your car into a story. Or Villain. Or Engaging Character.

Here's a fun side game: bet your friends who can determine the exact moment in the movie when the special effects budget ran out.


Anonymous Akito said...

In regards to total time of the combined 'Blasts so far, a quick load-up in Winamp tells me the grand total is...

96 hours, 38 minutes, 56 seconds.

Meaning that, unless next week's 'Blast is Pearl Harbor length, the May 5 show will crest the overall length over a hundred hours. Fitting, I'd say.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

Nice tribute to Bob Clark, D.

Shame you didn't mention BLACK CHRISTMAS, the SECOND greatest Christmas movie ever made*


9:11 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

The most amazing thing about Renny Harlin is that since DRIVEN he has directed THREE movies as worthy of blasting as this one; EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING, MINDHUNTERS and THE COVENANT.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

One last thing before we put this bitch to bed:

From what I remember, this movie originally started out as a bio-pic of Ayrton Senna.

Obviously at some point it morphed into the atrocity now known as DRIVEN.

4:48 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Mike's Stallone impression sounds like an impression of Michaelango in TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES doing an impression of Stallone.

7:45 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

PS. ROCKY BALBOA rocked. That film is not to be blasted.

ROCKY V on the other hand...

7:47 AM  

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