Thursday, April 26, 2007

Supergirl - DVD podBLAST

What is the best thing about Supergirl? It's our 50th BLAST, that's what!

So instead of writing about some crappy movie that should probably be called Suckergirl or Superdouche, let's instead focus on the positive.

DVD podBLAST. 50th. Wow. That is a lot of stank. In fact, if you could make a pile of all the stank that these 50 movies have unleashed on the world, you would have... well, a lot. Like, "Call Al Gore" a lot.

And you know what? Supergirl would be the cherry on top.

The stinking, putrid cherry.


Blogger directorscut said...

By my count this is your 49th blast because PEARL HARBOR counts as one blast you slackers!

11:18 AM  
Anonymous walsho said...

For the record, Pearl Harbor should count as 4 or 5.

If you're counting from the "BLAST" page on the site... yeah, it looks like there's a couple missing... working on it.

This is #50, though.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

References to Adam Bomb and Johnny Polo? Did I hear that right? Geez, I thought I was the only person who remembered those gimmicks.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Akito said...

When I woke up today, I had no intention of leaving the house. It was a gaming day. Dreary as shit outside, fuck-all on the TV, no other obligations.

But because you jackasses kept name-dropping A&W, I got to cravin' it. And now? Now I am nursing a tall, cold, delicious root beer float. And I have to ask myself - why the HELL have I not had one in years?

Cheers, gentlemen.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

Congragulations, guys. Here's to the first 50.


8:56 PM  
Anonymous Franklin T Marmoset said...

Congratulations on the big five-o, blasters.

Here's to another fifty instalments of swears, farts, terrible English accents, and getting kicked off the internet. Also, more squabbling between Bill and the Mangler, please. That last bust up was funny as hell.

4:09 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

To celebrate this special blast (tbc) The Blasted List is back and bigger than ever!

Watch out Sam Jackson! Andrew Bryniarski is hot on your tails and is leading by alphabetical default!

Andrew Bryniarski 4
Samuel L. Jackson 4
Ahmed Best 3
Andy Arness 3
Anthony Daniels 3
Bruce Spence 3
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa 3
Dan Aykroyd 3
Ewan McGregor 3
Frank Oz 3
Gary Cervantes 3
Ian Bliss 3
Ian McDiarmid 3
Kenny Baker 3
Lambert Wilson 3
Michael Savva 3
Natalie Portman 3
Nona Gaye 3
Robert Mammone 3
Silas Carson 3
Temuera Morrison 3
Ty Olsson 3
Willem Dafoe 3
Alec Baldwin 2
Anthony Zerbe 2
Ben Affleck 2
Byron Mann 2
Carrie-Anne Moss 2
Chris Ellis 2
Christopher Lee 2
Christopher Walken 2
Clayton Watson 2
Collin Chou 2
Dorian Nkono 2
E.J. Callahan 2
Ewen Bremner 2
Frank Welker 2
Gina Gershon 2
Gina Torres 2
Glenn Plummer 2
Harold Perrineau 2
Harrison Ford 2
Harry J. Lennix 2
Hayden Christensen 2
Hugo Weaving 2
Jada Pinkett Smith 2
James Earl Jones 2
Jean Reno 2
Jennifer Garner 2
Jimmy Smits 2
Joe Morton 2
Joe Pantoliano 2
Joel Edgerton 2
Josh Hartnett 2
Kata Dobó 2
Keanu Reeves 2
Kevin Grevioux 2
Kim Coates 2
Laurence Fishburne 2
Lee Arenberg 2
Liam Neeson 2
Ling Bai 2
Mako 2
Mark Christopher Lawrence 2
Marton Csokas 2
Matthew Davis 2
Maurice Morgan 2
Michael Gough 2
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. 2
Monica Bellucci 2
Pat Hingle 2
Pernilla August 2
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo 2
Philip Tan 2
Randy Quaid 2
Rena Owen 2
Renny Harlin 2
Russell Yuen 2
Salma Hayek 2
Scott Wilson 2
Sharon Stone 2
Simon Callow 2
Sophie Okonedo 2
Sung Kang 2
Sylvester Stallone 2
Terence Stamp 2
Tom Sizemore 2
Toshi Toda 2
Warwick Davis 2
William Fichtner 2

1:38 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Okay. I wathced this film with the blast.

Now keep in mind that I wasn't listening to the dialogue and the dialogue may be the worst committed to film, however...

This film looked pretty decent. Okay, it may not be the CITIZEN KANE of superhero movies but it looked like campy fun. I would certainly watch it again before I watch GHOSTRIDER or DAREDEVIL or some other loud, souless modern superhero film.

Great blast though!

4:10 AM  

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