Artificial Intelligence: A.I. - DVD podBLAST
It should be good. Spielberg calling the shots; Stanley Kubrick smiling from beyond; Jude Law, William Hurt, and Haley J. all bringin' it.
Problems:
It is 7 hours and 19 minutes long.
SexBots are not real.
It contains no less than two endings, arguably more.
The fabled Blue Fairy is hotter than the mom (Frances O'Connor). (Debatable)
Chris RockBot; Robin "Dr. Know" Williams.
Matt and D do not own a condo in Rouge City.
Pros:
Special Effects can not be denied.
Teddy.
Officially BLASTed.
posted by DVD podBLAST at 12:00 PM
3 Comments:
"Fuck the Tilt-a-Whirl" indeed.
Man, I got puked on once while riding that. That's worse than actually being sick yourself.
This 'Blast is taking the shit outta me, guys. I'm-a have to double session this sumbitch. It's longer than all time.
To date the only response from Spielberg regarding that wretched 30-minute coda has been "It was Stanley's idea, don't blame me!"
Classy move there, Steve-O. Lay the blame at the feet of a dead man for the most wrongheaded and divisive creative decision of your entire career.
They aren't aliens, they're advanced robots! That's one of the points of the final section - that the things we made to serve us in the end outlast us.
And you guys loved this movie. I could tell. Admit it.
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