Thursday, May 10, 2007

Lost in Space - DVD podBLAST

If this movie hadn't been so boring, it could have made Matt LeBlanc a movie star.

Yeah, he starred in a movie about a monkey that's also a baseball player, and yeah, he let his agent talk him into "Joey". But seriously, he was pretty good in Lost in Space.

And oh my God, Lacey Chabert is... uh... 16 in this movie. No more to say.

Who can we blame? How about Akiva Goldsman, the writer, who also wrote Batman & Robin (BLASTed) and Batman Forever (coming soon)? OK, Done.

Makes one think that a DVD podBLAST Hall of Shame may need to get rolling.


Anonymous Akito said...

Re: Six Days, Seven Nights: D, it may have been an hour and a half of Anne Heche with hard nipples, but dude?

A skeleton with hard nips is still a skeleton. Oh, you heard me. She's not reached Cate Blanchett levels of Skeletoritis yet (see: but she's nothing to get hard over.

Currently at the part where the Fart of Death happened, and I'm one of the three just rolling right now. D, did you need a change of underoos?

11:18 AM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

Da' Mangler, bringing da' thunder once again.

Welcome back, Chocolate Starfish of Doom!

3:36 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Worst. Blast. Ever.

Although, to be fair you weren't given much to work with by this virtually non-existent movie.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

I'd have to agree that the movie isn't bad enough to have warranted a blast.

I mean, if Bill refuses to blast ALIENS VS PREDATOR then he should have refused to blast this, because they're at the same level of quality.

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Franklin T Marmoset said...

Greetings from England, where 16 means she's legal!

Anyway, another good one, with the Mangler bringing the quality fart humour. I'm guessing he had plenty of gas saved up from last week's effort to look vaguely suave in front of Ms Moses. Nothing wrecks up your suave like ass gas.

And I'd like to say this film, which should have been called Joey In Space, very much deserved its blast.

2:34 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home