Supergirl - DVD podBLAST

What is the best thing about Supergirl? It's our 50th BLAST, that's what!

So instead of writing about some crappy movie that should probably be called Suckergirl or Superdouche, let's instead focus on the positive.

DVD podBLAST. 50th. Wow. That is a lot of stank. In fact, if you could make a pile of all the stank that these 50 movies have unleashed on the world, you would have... well, a lot. Like, "Call Al Gore" a lot.

And you know what? Supergirl would be the cherry on top.

The stinking, putrid cherry.

Driven - DVD podBLAST

What, really, can you expect from the director who brought you Cutthroat Island? (OT: I hear there's an AWESOME alternate commentary for that movie!! Check it out!!! dvdpodblast.com)

There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies in this movie, you'd have to be a blind New Yorker to crash your car into a story. Or Villain. Or Engaging Character.

Here's a fun side game: bet your friends who can determine the exact moment in the movie when the special effects budget ran out.

Dungeons & Dragons - DVD podBLAST

Just very simply - this may be the worst adaptation of anything, ever.

If you are a player of D&D, if you've ever played D&D, if you've heard of D&D, or if you've ever walked past a gaming store in the mall, this movie should offend you to the core.

Most offensive is Marlon Wayans... or Thora Birch... or the blatant Star Wars rip-offs... or the fact that Thora Birch was nominated for two awards that aren't designed to make fun of her.

Unless you are a level 5 wizard, do NOT watch this movie without the BLAST, which will give you +50 endurance.

Street Fighter - DVD podBLAST

The Movie that Killed Raul Julia.

The video game Street Fighter is one of the simplest, most basic games out there - just kick the shit out of your opponent.

The movie takes the idea several steps further, introducing political intrigue, societal oppression, and assassins of the English language.

It takes a few key steps back, however, when it leaves out the KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR OPPONENT part.

IMDB says the guy who wrote and directed this mess also wrote Die Hard. Yeah right. We want proof.