Blair Witch 2 - DVD podBLAST

The official title of this movie is Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, however, as any astute viewer will notice (as did your BLASTers), there is no book, nor are there any shadows.

If that isn't enough, this BLAST came under the Blair Witch curse. During the original recording, the last half of the BLAST was mysteriously silent. The recording continued, but there was only silence. WhoooOOOOOOooooo! Spooky.

As a result, this BLAST has been spliced together at the 30:00 sync check mark. Everything will remain in sync. Or will it!?!? WhoooOOOOOoooooo!!

What more does the Blair Witch have in store?

What about the original BLAST from the 30:00 mark to the beginning of silence? Where's that?

Only the Blair Witch knows....

Dreamcatcher - DVD podBLAST

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

We love our BLASTphemers. So in honor of the holiday, we bring you, by request, Dreamcatcher, 2 hours and 15 minutes of misguided Stephen King adaptationism.

Just a quick note - - This particular request, from someone named... let's say, "Colin", from somewhere called... mmm... let's say, "Newcastle, Australia", was either a legitimate petition to BLAST a horrible movie, or a heinous prank whose purpose was to either:

- Drain our collective lifeforce.
- Force us into murdering each other in so many psychotic hazes.
- Quite possibly both.

Yeah, real funny "Colin." "Henderson." From "Newcastle".

We will not be broken.

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls - DVD podBLAST

Alternatively titled, Ace Ventura 2: The Franchise Killer.

This questionably conceived follow-up to the universally loved original (yes, UNIVERSALLY) features Jim Carrey at his muggiest, overactiness best.

One thinks that Walsho may want to think twice before defending such a stankpot of stank.

Basic Instinct 2 - DVD podBLAST

Could this be the best drinking game ever?!

Take a drink for:

- Sexual innuendo (only if it's SUPPOSED to be, you perv)
- Every time time any journalist character appears (alive or dead)
- Unresolved plot points
- Any time Sharon Stone smolders


Uh, on second thought, if you play this game, you will die of alcohol poisoning.

DISCLAIMER: Seriously, no drinking.

Instead, make it a laughing game. Bring some love into this world, people!