Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life - DVD podBLAST
Super-sexy Angelina Jolie is all T's & A in this franchise deuce, though you would never know it. It's like the movie was cut with gay men and jealous girlfriends in mind.
So with no gratuitous shots of Mrs. Pitt, what are you left with? Pandora's "box"? Yeah, we know... sounds promising, but it turns out to be lame.
But: The dude with all the pecs and abs from 300 is in it.
Finally. A film for the Gay Male Gamer.
posted by DVD podBLAST at 12:00 PM
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It's a shame D put the pre-emptive kibosh on a Blast of PATHFINDER. That was one turd that practically BEGS to be blasted.
And before the season ends we should get some more photos. Or, ideally, some video footage of a Blast-in-progress.
You guys want to be famous, you should get your faces out there.
With this and Jan De Bont's other masterpiece SPEED 2, I waited both times for Bill to realise that De Bont was actually the brilliant cinematographer of... DIE HARD!
By my count (and counting the Van Damme and Pearl Harbor blasts as one each) this is the 61st blast.
More stats:
Most blasted directors:
George Lucas 3
Andy Wachowski 2
Jan de Bont 2
Joel Schumacher 2
Larry Wachowski 2
Renny Harlin 2
Tim Burton 2
Most blasted writers:
Bob Kane 4 (characters based on)
Akiva Goldsman 3
George Lucas 3
Steven E. de Souza 3
Andy Wachowski 2
Frank Miller 2
Joe Eszterhas 2
Larry Wachowski 2
Mark Steven Johnson 2
Most blasted genres*:
* based on what a film can be considered**. ie, 72.58% of the blasted films can be considered action films.
** According to IMDb.
Action 45 (72.58%)
Thriller 23 (37.1%)
Adventure 22 (35.48%)
Sci-Fi 20 (32.26%)
Drama 17 (27.42%)
Crime 14 (22.58%)
Comedy 13 (20.97%)
Fantasy 12 (19.35%)
Horror 7 (11.29%)
Romance 6 (9.68%)
Family 3 (4.84%)
Musical 3 (4.84%)
Mystery 3 (4.84%)
War 1 (1.61%)
Western 1 (1.61%)
PS. Comedy means intentional comedy.
Well, now I'm curious as to what the most downloaded Blasts are (though I'm pretty sure it's one of the Star Wars prequels, I'm still curious...)
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