Epic Movie - DVD podBLAST
We've done the franchise killers, we've done the career killers, we've even done the director killers. Here's a new one...
The Genre Killer.
If the makers of Airplane and Top Secret knew back then that this was where zany comedy was headed, they probably would have just stuck with their day jobs. Luckily for everyone, looking into the future is impossible.
Unfortunately for DVD podBLAST, un-watching a movie is also impossible.
posted by DVD podBLAST at 12:00 PM
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Now come on. Comparing this to Airplane is like comparing High School Musical to Grease (or, in D's case, Grease 2). There ain't no comparison, guys.
Oof!
For a GOOD parody movie check out NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE.
It doesn't have a moment of genuine wit in it, but it's fun, well-directed and the cast is excellent.
Oh man, this movie sounds just depressing to watch.
And I'm gonna have to agree with Darren on the fact that Click was good. I don't know what the rest of you jokers are talking about.
Look on the bright side - it was shorter than you expected it to be!
This is one of those "I can never watch this with the movie" 'Blasts. Epic Movie would turn me into a quivering mass of jelly.
If Darren loves the Wayans' so much would he be willing to defend LITTLE MAN?
Oh Jesus, man. NO ONE should defend Little Man. And if Darren does, I'm disowning him.
...Wait, does it work like that?
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Thank you blasters...
for getting me to watch the worst film of all time.
Yes. Worst film of ALL TIME. No film will EVER come close to this piece of shit ever again.
Only two minutes into this cinematic excrement filled black hole and it already rocketed into the top ten.
Bare in mind I wasn't listening to the dialogue, so this is based on a purely visual experience.
And how do you make the worst film ever made even worse? - You show clips from the third (previously second) worst film ever made - SCARFACE - over and over again.
Every person who worked on this film should be put in a rocket and blasted into space for all eternity.
If someone murdered the directors of this no jury in the world would convict them. They simply couldn't.
This movie must be a crime. There is no way in hell this amount of stupidity and all out cretiness can be legal.
PS. We have recorded evidence of Bill laughing at the jokes in this movies.
PPS. We also have recorded evidence of The Mangler saying "DATE MOVIE was funny".
I'm sure COMPARED to EPIC MOVIE, DATE MOVIE was mildly amusing, but that is also probably one of the ten worst movies ever made.
PPPS. Adam Sandler sucks.
Wait, did you just say that Scarface is one of the worst movies ever? There's no question that it's grossly overrated, but it's not necessarily a bad movie.
Re Click. Mike Walsh is absolutely right, Mr Mangler. I like some of Adam Sandler's stuff, but Click is by far the worst thing he's ever done. Not only was it not funny, it then had the nerve to try to make me cry in the last half hour.
Please, blasters, I beg of you. Show Adam Sandler he can't get away with this abuse of his very tired dog and pony show. Blast Click!
P.S. Darren liked Date Movie? Are you okay, Darren? I am genuinely worried.
"Wait, did you just say that Scarface is one of the worst movies ever? There's no question that it's grossly overrated, but it's not necessarily a bad movie."
I rate bad movies on levels of cretiness and stupidity.
SCARFACE rated through the roof on this criteria.
Well, to each his own, I guess.
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