Thursday, August 02, 2007

Reindeer Games - DVD podBLAST

We like Ben Affleck. We really do. Why he happens to be in so many BLASTed movies is a mystery.

Make no mistake, though, Reindeer Games sucks hard. If it's not the championship collection of stupid double-crosses, then it's the several unbelievable leaps of logic. Pointless narration? Got it. Lame, unrealistic villains? Yep. Someone to root for? A sympathetic hero? Uh, no.

However, Charlize Theron appears twice with minimal clothing.


Anonymous Akito said...

Oyar. What a terrible movie. I think you guys did the best you could with the shit you were given. I couldn't do it. I had to do the commentary in three parts because it just brought back too many hideous memories.

Good to have y'all back.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

The world returns to its axis and the children can smile again. DVDPodblast is back!

You guys NEED to blast BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE. It is truly appalling.

Do it in a double-feature with THE COVENANT.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous MaxTheSilent said...

Oh yeah...

Great Blast! Although it was kind of hard to hear over the sound of Bill's arteries hardening.

Seriously, dude! I thought the Film Pigs consumed some foul shit.

But Bill's such a cool, laid-back kind-of guy I want to nickname him 'Chilly-Billy Koenig'.

10:46 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

I'm sure The Mangler has seen a lot of Brazilian nuts in his time!


4:41 PM  

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