Batman Forever - DVD podBLAST

One would think that for DM's and PBW's birthday, they might give themselves a break. Watch a good movie. Take a week off.

Nope.

Yet ANOTHER BLASTed Batman movie. It's like another Star Wars franchise.

WOW.

Artificial Intelligence: A.I. - DVD podBLAST

It should be good. Spielberg calling the shots; Stanley Kubrick smiling from beyond; Jude Law, William Hurt, and Haley J. all bringin' it.

Problems:
It is 7 hours and 19 minutes long.
SexBots are not real.
It contains no less than two endings, arguably more.
The fabled Blue Fairy is hotter than the mom (Frances O'Connor). (Debatable)
Chris RockBot; Robin "Dr. Know" Williams.
Matt and D do not own a condo in Rouge City.

Pros:
Special Effects can not be denied.
Teddy.
Officially BLASTed.

The Marine - DVD podBLAST

Fans of explosions and hard nipples rejoice: Your film has arrived.

Fans of WWE and John Cena who also have no brain (or a non-functioning brain): Enjoy the film. We know you will.

Fans of rock candy: Prepare to take up arms.

Fans of entertainment;
fans of not being insulted;
fans of not wasting hard earned money on crap;
fans of "UNRATED" meaning, "You can jack it to this movie";
fans of shit that doesn't suck shit:
This BLAST is for you.

(Quick clarification: There is nothing inherently wrong with explosions or hard nipples. We just feel that a movie should not be based around them. Well, not entirely. Well, depends on the movie.)

Lost in Space - DVD podBLAST

If this movie hadn't been so boring, it could have made Matt LeBlanc a movie star.

Yeah, he starred in a movie about a monkey that's also a baseball player, and yeah, he let his agent talk him into "Joey". But seriously, he was pretty good in Lost in Space.

And oh my God, Lacey Chabert is... uh... 16 in this movie. No more to say.

Who can we blame? How about Akiva Goldsman, the writer, who also wrote Batman & Robin (BLASTed) and Batman Forever (coming soon)? OK, Done.

Makes one think that a DVD podBLAST Hall of Shame may need to get rolling.

Tequila Body Shots - DVD podBLAST

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Join the BLASTers and special guest Senta Moses on a journey through the depths of the human soul as they explore the meaning and significance of Tequila Body Shots.

Few knew that what has long been considered just a super hot way to get tequila into your belly is actually an ancient Mexican tradition designed to get really cute guys laid. It's also closely related to necrophilia. (Look that one up, kids.)

Joey Lawrence brings it home in his own, very particular style.